i was cuddling this guy once n he had his head on my chest n just whispered “what did you just think about?” and i went “netflix” becus i was thinkin about netflix and he just went
"oh. your heart sped up and i… ok"
what if judgement day comes in the form of every bug that you have ever intentionally killed comes back to life and comes back to you and sends you to hell but the good people are the ones that have never killed a bug and they go to heaven
My friend always thinks it’s hilarious to dislocate his shoulder when he’s drunk. The look on this girl’s face says otherwise.
In a better place
IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER
YOU GOTTA GET away from my friends because they’re more attractive looking and cooler than me and you might choose them instead which i completely understand because im ugly
A GIRL JUST LEFT HER NUMBER ON NIALL’S INSTAGRAM PICTURE GUESS WHO’S BACK IN THE GAME
A minute of silence for all the good books with bad movie adaptions.
A minute of silence for all the bad books that are getting movie adaptations.
A minute of silence for books with the movie adaptation on the front cover
A minute of silence for The Last Airbender
ten minutes of silence for The Last Airbender
Two hours of stunned horrified silence for The Last Airbender.
puffer fish are so cute when they arent inflated they just look like theyre smiling all the time aw
TRY TO PET ME NOW, MOTHERFUCKER!
I’m sorry, that was mean. I just wanted to see what you’d do.
watching boys get out of the pool like
wildcats are red
corbins are bleu
this could be the start
of something new
and the lord said to john, come forth and receive eternal life, but john came fifth and received a toaster
long distance relationships when they finally meet.