bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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If I ever get married I feel like id probably ditch my fiance at the wedding and hang out w my best friend tbh

misanclrist:

when someone yells at youimage

gwenlightened:

germanyisgay:

teenscoolest:

OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING



This is never not funny

gwenlightened:

germanyisgay:

teenscoolest:

OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING

This is never not funny

officialunitedstates:

instant test to see whether someone is an extrovert or introvert:  ask them whats up.  if they say nothing much or talk a little bit then they’re an introvert.  if they say BASEBASKET TOUCHGOAL SPORT SPORT then they are an extrovert

d0nn0:

*drug user*

it’s a methaphor

religiousdad:

religiousdad:

piexess:

religiousdad:

Give this 1000 notes and I’ll

you’ll what

I’ll

it’s time

backdoorteenmom:

this woman is blessing these children with nestle bottled water

backdoorteenmom:

this woman is blessing these children with nestle bottled water

moonsads:

I want to scream at everyone who has put me down and made me second guess myself and who has gone behind my back and fuck you for all the negativity you’ve brought upon me fuck you

accendas:

i literally dont talk to anyone unless they talk to me first

kaltlyn:

*hamlet voice* tbh or not tbh

vegetarain:

tumblr giveaway must follow me

vegetarain:

tumblr giveaway must follow me

The one good thing about being sick is that when people ask to hang out I can say “I can’t I’m sick”