cobrall:

how do other white people manage to feel so persecuted on tumblr that they need to make a fucking half-assed photoset about it on the daily like the worst i’ve ever seen is ‘why can’t white people handle spicy food’ and i just read it like ‘yeah. yeah you’re right. i’m white and i buy mild salsa. you got me’ 

ahmoses:

HAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHA HE KILLIN

ahmoses:

HAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHA HE KILLIN

deductions-with-thedoctor:

bubbleberrys-bash:

cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:

When I was 7 there was a group of really mean girls in my class and one day I pulled out my crayons and one of the girls walked up to my desk and looked me in the eye as she snapped my crayons in half 

if i were you i would have sharpened that crayon back, walked up to her, and looked her in the eye as i sliCED HER FUCKING THROAT OPEN WITH IT, I NEEDED A NEW RED ANYWAYS

new from crayola:

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ridge:

skkrrrttttt BACK the fuck up

ridge:

skkrrrttttt BACK the fuck up

alieniverson:

oh no a boy doesnt like my apperance whatever will i do

fukkkres:

when you high at the dinner table

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and your mom ask you to pass the collard greens

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and you give her the mashed potatoes

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where am i

tylerchokely:

slaughterhouse-420:

i think about this a lot

WHAT THE FUCK

shavingryansprivates:

he’s coming

shavingryansprivates:

he’s coming

My bf is so cute sonetimes

wiki-the-avatartimelord:

HE DOESN’T EVEN LOOK ASHAMEDHE’S JUST LIKEYEA, THAT’S ME, I DO THAT

wiki-the-avatartimelord:

HE DOESN’T EVEN LOOK ASHAMED

HE’S JUST LIKE
YEA, THAT’S ME, I DO THAT

vagisodium:

my solution to a terrible party is making grilled cheese. i was at this awful party one time so i went to the kitchen and just started grilling cheeses and everybody at the party was like “check it out this guy is grilling cheese” and i made everybody a grilled cheese. the party was good after that

instagrarn:

when you flawlessly rap that verse

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tsunamiwavesurfing:

hervacationh0me:

hunnessy:

stacksbreadup:

#TransformationTuesday

raw

TRU.

war has changed

tsunamiwavesurfing:

hervacationh0me:

hunnessy:

stacksbreadup:

#TransformationTuesday

raw

TRU.

war has changed